FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKETY FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Well that about sums me up at the moment. As mentioned in a previous post I was worried about not being entered for my exams, it was only a half worry as I didn’t think someone could be so stupid but hey, guess what?

I’M NOT FUCKING ENTERED FOR MY EXAMS!

Been ringing ILEX (the law group in charge of it) for weeks asking and being fobbed off, well today I wasn’t being fobbed off so some bloke went and looked through all the forms that hadn’t been processed and mine wasn’t there so therefore I was not entered for the exam and can not apply to enter them. So I promptly burst into tears at this bloke on the phone and was er ok bye then. Hehe
The rang college and they are “going to investigate” FUCKERS!

FUCKING TWATING BASTARD SHITTING FUCKERS!!! AAaaaAAaAAaAAAaAAAaAAaAAAAAaaAaaAaaaAaaAAaAAaAAaAAaAAAAaaaAaaAARRrrRRRrrRRrRRRrrrRRRRRRrrRRrRRRrRRRrrRRrRRRrrrRRrrrRRRrrrrRRrRrrrRrRGGgggGGggGGGgggGgGGGGggGGgGGGGGGgGGgGGgGGGGGGGGGgGGGGgGgHHhhhHHhhhHHhhHHHhHHhHHhHHHhHHHhhhhHh!!!

Wish Katie was here as she is my wonderful swearing partner. Her new laptop hasn’t been delivered yet. Them delivery men are FUCKERS too.

Hmm I shall return to swearing under my breath now :)

Weird Al’s ebay song, made me chuckle hehe
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I got bored today so I started to think about my future. Not sure if I want to continue to do the next level of my ILEX. Sort of juggling with the idea of doing a law degree instead. My thinking behind it was if when I am 30 and I might not want to do law anymore and I would have done all the studying for nowt really because ILEX means nothing anywhere else but a degree does.

It’s probably far to late now anyway don’t uni applications have to be in by October of something heh. Plus there is the finances to look at but it was just a thought I had today because work was too boring to think of :)

I was also thinking of painful thing I would like to do to man downstairs. If I can’t afford to buy a house then I could always spend the pennies I have been saving to buy torture equipment and make my living room into a torture chamber.

Don’t want to go to court tomorrow, think I might cry if our client gets sent to prison and there is a high chance he will be. Ah well I better get used to it and learn to be hard *grrr*

Ah well bored now being boyfriendless for the evening and twinless for aaaaaaaaages. Bring on the return of the mental twin type! Speaking of Katie I must remember its her birthday on Friday!

God is it still only Monday?

Well another week over!

My flat is still a mess after the gas incident. Bloke came on Tuesday and tried to say there wasn’t a gas leak despite two other people saying there was, he then changed his mind to well yes there is a leak but not worth doing on work on but again why did to other people feel that it needed work doing in the end my mum forced him to put a new pipe in instead of pulling all the floor up to fix the big pipe. Lazy git didn’t want to do anything so he put the copper pipe above the floor on the wall chuh.
At least I got to spend a lovely evening with Tom and try some thai stylee food which was taaaaaasty!

My scary case is drawing to an end and unfortunately it looks like our client shall be going to prison. The woman is an evil bitch who tried to say that an inspector of police was a liar when he was giving evidence on the stand. Granted our client isn’t sweetness and light but he isn’t as bad as she makes out, they’re both as bad as each other. The judge is senile and needs to be sent out to pasture. He keeps making comments about our client that he has heard from his court staff which say our client is angry and nasty but then we know that she is friends with the court police officer and I can prove that due to almost having an elbow in my face from him, the officer is friends with the court usher who is a nasty cow and she goes and tells the judge. If this was a criminal matter she would be done for tampering with the jury but because it’s family she can influence the judge and it doesn’t matter. Our client burst into tears when we came out because he knows he is going to jail, it was so hard to be there when that happened, I think I will be crying on Tuesday. This poor bloke has been arrested 105 times and has never been sent to prison on a criminal matter but she has decided to do it through the family courts because it’s easier. We’re already talking about our appeal! This woman has also recently got injunctions out against her children. An ex partner is one thing but her children is something different. She’s an evil bitch. o0o0o haven’t I gone on!

Attempted that evil thing called revision today. The revision itself didn’t get that far but I have all my notes together and organised and shoved in a sports bag which shall break my back :)
Actually rather worried as I can’t find out if I have been entered for my exams yet I am trying not to think about to much but I am peeing my pants. I have rang them every few days trying to find out but they haven’t got everything on the system yet. It’s an extra 50 quid for late exam entries even if they will let me enter. One of the lads last year missed it and they wouldn’t let him enter!! When I think of it I have to make myself breath, right mustn’t think of that, just get my head down and revise and start to ring them twice a day!
Least it makes the actual revision less stressful!

Take the Affliction Test Today!
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Congratulations, you're rickets!

Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!

You can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs

I had an annoying sock day yesterday. You know one of those days were one of your socks just won’t stay up and you can feel it falling down as you walk and after a minute its under your foot. Does my head in and I felt the need to tell everyone hehe

I canna cope with the mood swings I am having at the mo. Fuck face downstairs is getting to me and rather than getting angry I just keep bursting into tears but when he is not pissing me off I am happy happy happy \o/

Just need someone to decide house prices are an absolute joke and make them go back down then I can be happy all the time.

Hmm must stop my whinging heh

Off to watch Starsky and Hutch tonight \o/

Typed a post before and clicked post and publish and it went to the screen at the bottom but now it's gone. Who stole it??

Anyho0o0o0o0o.
As I said earlier I am a happy laydee today as the powers that be decided that I deserved a two grand pay rise WOOHOO!! Right they are as well I do bloody derserve it hehe.
Still can't afford to buy a hoose though hehe must keep the fantastic level of work up and demand a four grand pay rise next year harhar!

Majorly happy today but then I suppose the though of an extra hundred pounds a month coming in can do that to a person.

Actually went to computer course yesterday after many a week of skiving (before anyone says owt about resolution I changed it to just law!) good job I went because we fillied in our exam entry forms only one month to go.
Not that its hard, I just need to not get bored and make sure I check my work. You don't actually have to remember how to do anything, you can go into teh exam with a little book that tells you how to do anything you need to do. Not that I need a note to tell me how to copy and paste heh

Only two months until law exams and I am really rather cacking myself hehe Got to make a real effort to start actual revision not just having my book open three feet away from me.

*happy sigh* I have an amazingly wonderful boyfriend who I love loads, a job that I actually enjoy and my Captain Jack Sparrow poster is great! hehe

Now Black Books, oh if you didn't know...
I AM GOING TO SEE BILL BAILEY

Back to reality!
I have had such a lovely time over the past week and a bit. Lots of lovely quality time with Tom and a fab night out at the K. I didn’t want the weekend to end. It’s so nice actually spending some time together. God only knows when the next time will be :(

Had a rather shitty day. I had lots of rouble trying to get to sleep last night and the last time I looked at the clock it was 12.10 then at five to four fucking twatface down stairs starts blasting his music so I didn’t go back to sleep. Less than 4 hours sleep isn’t exactly the way I like to start the week.
Then I go to court today and the judge that we were in front of does criminal law as well as family so he had all the criminals there. Nice list of 20 scalls who were in and out and when they cleared the whole outside of the court was covered in chewy were they just stuck it any where, dirty bastards. Got some on my trousers form when I went into court and sat on the bench where someone had stuck it there, not sure I know anyone who went away form the place without someone else’s chewy stuck to them somewhere!!

After three hours of waiting the bastard judge decided to adjourn us to Friday pfft.

I just want it to be last weekend again :( and I want a house to live where I know I can get a decent nights sleep. I was looking into renting somewhere else as there is no way I can afford to buy but rent is ridiculously high as well.
Must stop grumbling!

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Happy Birthday Motti!! Hope you have a good night tomorrow!
Well Done Ebi for getting your place, but how could you not with your new boots, bag, scarf and muchos cleverness.

Back to work today although it doesn't feel like it as I was in court this morning and hten went to college. Didn't stay all night at college wasn't concentrating enough so i thought i may as well come home.
Someone I was friends with was killed in a car crash at the weekend. I only saw him now and again but I saw his mum all the time on the bus home after work so I feel really sorry for his fmaily. We were doing Wills and Probate and lecturer kept saying well you younger ones won't need a will because you won't be dying so I just got my stuff together said I felt sick and went home.

On that note I shall go and read Katie's blog as requested because she has actually gone and bloody updated it.

Well my week off has finished *sigh*
It’s been lovely getting to spend time with Tom. We’ve been shopping and bought lots of nice things :) including a lovely door poster of Captain Jack Sparrow \o/ and something for my twin heh

My digital radio arrived yesterday woohoo. It’s lovely and on the side in red marker it says “lot f lov Wll Yoy” which I think is meant to say Lots of Love Will Young heh. Any offers for it?? Starting bid 100 squids. :)

This was going to be a long update but I can’t be arsed really :)

Thank you for a lovely few days Mester Tom.

Thank you and Good Night xx

wo0o0o tomorrow is Monday and I'm not in work YAY!
Instead I am going to have a wonderful day with Tom and lots of shops \o/ Aren't I just a lucky lass :)

Have fun in work tomorrow kids :)
xx

*flicks her freshly cut hair*
My hair is no only 20 inches long!! Yes, that’s right, I had a whole inch chopped off it hehe. I fancied a nice cut but after flicking through ten thousand magazines I couldn’t find one I liked so went for the usual “trim please” hehe

Anyho0o0o0o

Really fancied chicken salad for my tea but the distinct lack of chicken put a stop to that and not having salad was a slight hindrance as well.

The band wagon seems a nice place to be and seeing as I am sat here alone and slightly boredededed thought it would give me something to do.
These are in no particular order, just the order they come in my head.

5 things you want to do before you die
1. Have a family
2. Buy a house
3. Swim with dolphins
4. See Bill Bailey live
5. wear a cap and gown and throw the cap in the air heh

5 things nobody else knows about me
1. I love lemonade
2. I’m not really sure if I want to get into law heh
3. I’m scared of crowds when I am alone
4. I love Hercules (Kevin sorbo one hehe)
5. erm I used to eat bugs

5 things that are on my desk
1. ten million pens
2. a crayola lamp
3. A giggle ball
4. Tigger cup with lemonade
5. Tape Measure

5 things that I can't do
1. Find a house I like and can actually afford
2. touch my nose with my tongue
3. have a pedicure
4. catch
5. drive

5 things I say too often
1. Fuck
2. nuthink
3. OO R YA!??!
4. eeer
5. Good Afternoon MU

5 songs I will -never- get over.
1. Nirvana – The Plateau
2. killing me softly – any version
3. can’t think
4. still can’t think
5. nope, you got me

5 things that scare me
1. Heights
2. Mice
3. take offs and landings in Airplanes
4. Going deaf
5. losing people i love

5 things that make me giggle
1. being tickled
2. any joke – Tractor joke is my fav
3. Mester Tom
4. You’ve been framed (especially the pets and babies ones)
5. When people stumble or walk into things so hard not to laugh

5 things you can't live without
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Love
4. Laughter
5. Food

5 favourite bands
1. Aerosmith
2. Queen
3. Wham – well George Michael :)
4. RHCP
5. Fugees

5 favourite movies
1. Lion King
2. Pirates of the Carribean
3. 10 things I hate about you
4. Labyrinth
5. Anything that makes me laugh

5 of your passions
1. Tom
2. Laughing until my belly hurts
3. Music
4. Sleeping
5. wiggling my toes

That was a lot harder than I thought it would be!!

WORST DAY EVER!!

Far too long to go into detail but solicitor in work said today was like an episode of a soap opera where you sit and say that would never happen in real life!!

So it's 20.20 and I am home safe but I am now chief witness to wrong doing of a police officer, making statements in relation to breach of human rights in a hearing, got a gas leak so no heating. So worried, little scared and fucking freezing hehe

Supposed to have a week off now, will have it but have to be on stand by incase I am needed there booo

In Manchester tomorrow on a course have to get up at some evil hour to get there chuh.

Atleast my lovely DD is taking me shopping one day so fingers crossed nothing happens until I am back to work!!

Ebi has a blog ALL GO SEE IT!!

HATE YOU ALL :(
evil people laughing at me