WooHoo!! No Sunday blues for me today :)

Doesn’t look like my Tom isn’t the only one with a bit of luck. I decided that today would be the day I try and win the top 20 albums on radio 1 chart show so I put my name in the draw then found out they were actually giving away a digital radio and I won it YAY! OK it is signed by Will Young but I was thinking I could probably sell it for a pretty penny hehe
I nearly died when I listened to it I sound SOOOO scouse!! They cut it loads because I couldn’t stop laughing!! Then I had a lovely chat with the nice laydee who answers the phones and she said she would try and get me a cd or something else to go with it :)
It was a very very very cringe worthy moment but digital radio baybee :) but uuuurgh I said I was a fan of Will Young on national radio!! Couldn’t exactly say no not really hehehe

Well I saw my Rach this week and she is blooming!! Got her nice football down her top! YAY only 12 weeks or so to go and she’ll pop! She is having doubts on her name though now, she wanted to call it Joshua but the number of people who are pregnant saying they want to call their baby Joshua is putting her off a bit but she says she is to fat to think of a new one hehe. I do love Rachel she’s so blonde :p

Luckily Rachel can’t get enough of eating subway butties because she can have whatever she wants on them so we got a subway meal deal and damn they are yummy!!

PETER ANDRE IS NUMBER ONE yaaaaaaaay I didn’t even have to buy the single :)

Going to be a nice two weeks in work, that’s because I am only working three days this week and then 1 ½ days the week after :) On a course in Manchester on Thursday and I will go get lost wondering around Manchester. Then Friday going to get my hair done but don’t know what I want doing with it, part of me says get it all chopped off but I had short hair for about 10 years!

Week after get to spend some good time with Tom :) Can’t wait even if we don’t do anything at all I just love to sit do nothing with him. Although he did say he would take me to the Trafford centre :) I didn’t even have to beg! In fact, I didn’t even have to ask hehe Isn’t he great? :)

Right going to sit and wait by the door for the post man with my radio :)

#Ooh Ooh ooh Ooh Mysterious girl
#I wanna get close to you
#ooh ooh ooh mysterious girl
#move your body close to mine

hehehehehehe
xx

You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.

"And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant to
go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
inside and bled silver blood.. For her
misdeed, the world knew evil."

Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
(Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
innocence, the number 3, and the element of
water.
Her sign is the twilight sun.

As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
individual. You are drawn to new things and
become fascinated with ideas you've never come
in contact with before. Some people may say
you are too nosey, but it's only because you
like getting to the bottom of things and
solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
have because they are inquisitive.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Had a nice feeling of pride today as I opened my very first file with my name on it rather than just working on other peoples files. It was great!! :)

Then spent the second lecture in college drawing a flow chart with coloured pens, was like an art lesson heh

If you are the ice cream van man then drives around Hugh Baird college on thursday nights playing teddy bears picnic music please please please change your muuuusic.

Decided to give up Haribo for lent, will it be possible??

Ah well nowt to say
xx

Super Bored so third post within the half hour :)
Have to thank the e-mail fomr Nichola for these. Hope it makes some bored people chuckle!!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was p~ssed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
D@mn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Ooh almost forgot!! I have a dillemma!
Do I or don't I?
Should I or shouldn't I??
Would I or wouldn't I??

I need help to decide.
Here's the problem
Do I or don't I... buy.. Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl?

*giggles*

And after that he has confirmed he will be releasing Insania YAY
#do do doo do do doo do do doo this is insaniaaaaaaaaaargh

Not done a proper update for a bit. Not really been to busy to do this I just really couldn’t be arsed.

Well in the past week and a bit I have had a near death experience, had a few nice nights in with Mr Tom, been to a posh ball and been house hunting.

Well my near death experience wasn’t really a near death experience but it attracts people’s attention and makes the story sound so much better hehe. All the happened was as we were going around the corner on the bus the engine cut out and the brakes didn’t work, luckily driver kept a nice cool head and just steered around the cars parked about and as we slowed down the brakes worked again. I thought the poor driver was about to vomit when we stopped heh. No one was hurt and it happened just around the corner from my house so I jumped off and went home, although I did laugh at myself the next time I went around the corner on the bus and I held my breath hehe!!

Been spending some nice time with Tom which always keeps me happy, I just hate Sundays when he has to go to work and I am left on my own aaaall day being bored to tears. Roll on Tuesday night.

Went to the ILEX ball on Friday which was great fun. The only thing was the awful man they had hired to sing. He was really really bad. I had my back to him though and we were looking at him to see if he was miming and then taking the piss out of him, well he thought I was eyeing him up heh then over the mike he said she wants me. Me and Carol nearly weed ourselves laughing.

Still hunting for somewhere to buy. This place is really getting to me. Giving me nightmares because I am so unsettled when I go to sleep. I can’t afford to buy anywhere though and I can’t afford to rent anywhere else because the rent has gone up to stupid prices as well. Ah well pay rise end of March, maybe work will realise how lucky they are to have me and double my pay. The likely hood of that is?? :)
So the search for a millionaire continues :) Although my auntie said if she wins he lottery she will either buy me a house or pay for my law courses. I love her. Hope she wins the lottery !!

The Road to Enlightenment

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just fuck off and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.

4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.

7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Well I am sat in college being very bored!! I finished my work for this computer course at Christmas, it was supposed to last me until April so teacher has left me playing mind numbingly boring games such as bubbles and clouds. With bubbles you have to press the letter that is inside the bubble before it goes off the screen and with clouds you have to use the arrow keys to move a box over a cloud and type the name/ car/animal that is under the cloud before it goes off the screen YAWN!

I decided that this is helping me more than shite games.

Had some strange talks in work today about people’s bodily functions and about cleaning. I said I can’t be arsed to tidy which I really should be arsed to do, I want to clean on a Tuesday for some reason but I work then. One of the girls in wok says her house is always spotless but only because she doesn’t want it to be messy if she dies and someone has to go in there!! Strange woman. If someone died I doubt the last thing on someone’s mind is the tidiness of the house!!

I want corned beef hash with red pickled cabbage for my tea mmMMmm but I don’t have any corned beef or potatoes or red pickled cabbage hehe or a roast dinner mmMMmm.

I think I may be able to go home now because I am BORED!!!

aaarrrr naughty Nichola and Joe at what you did on satutday!

I want pizza and wedges mmMmmmMmMmMmMmmmmMmmm

I am 1 12th of the way to keeping my money resolution \o/

How jealous am I of Nichola and Motti?? VERY!! They have booked a holiday today and I want one :(
They’re off to have fun in Corfu, nice! I’m sure they’ll have a fabulous time!

Hmm I had a fair bit to write but now I have forgotten. Too busy being jealous of holidays and panicking about exams. It’s far to early to start panicking yet!

Don’t make me go to work tomorrow waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!